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House of Wolfsberg ~ Amphitheatre

Californians:

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and
Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this…

 You know you’re from California if:
 
 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
 
 2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.
 
 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
      conversation in English.

 4. Your child’s 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose
     ring, and is named Flower.
 
 5. You can’t remember . . is pot illegal?
 
 6. You’ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a
     sperm donor.
 
 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee
     beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between
     Sumatran and Ethiopian.
 
 8. You can’t remember . . . Is pot illegal?
 
 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
 
 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
      U.S.
 
 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am in Starbucks wearing
      a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
      really IS George Clooney.
 
 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
 
 13. You can’t remember . . .Is Pot illegal?
 
 14. It’s barely sprinkling rain and there’s a report on every
      news station: “STORM WATCH.”
 
 15.You pass an elementary school playground and the children
      are all busy with their cells or pagers.
 
 16. It’s barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work
      an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
 
 17. HEY!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
 
 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal
      trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
 
 19. The Terminator is your governor.
 
 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver’s license.
      If you’re here illegally, they want to give you one

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House of Wolfsberg ~ Sanctorium

Russia, Iran and Bible Prophecy
By Joel C. Rosenberg

Does the Bible really predict the rise of a dictator in Russia? Does it really foretell the emergence of a Russian-Iranian alliance against Israel in the End of Days? And if so, is the military, political and economic alliance being formed in recent years by Russian President Vladimir Putin and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad evidence that such prophecies are actually coming true in our lifetime? Glenn Beck and I have been discussing these questions all week. But let me lay them out in more detail here for those interested in going a bit deeper.

One of the most fascinating sets of End Times prophecies in the Bible are found in the Book of Ezekiel, chapters 38 and 39. Remarkably, the Hebrew Prophet Ezekiel, writing more than 2,500 years ago, was able to look down the corridors of time and see