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When All The Trouble Started

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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth  reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost  went unnoticed last week.

, the man that wrote  ‘The Hokie Pokey’ died peacefully at the  age of 93. The most  traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They  put his left leg in…and that’s when the trouble started.

Shut up.  You know it’s . Now go and make someone else smile.

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TECH SUPPORT

~ Gallery

THIS IS 

WHERE YOU CALL WHEN YOU HAVE A TECHNICAL PROBLEM WITH YOUR COMPUTER…

Hmmmmm…….

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Best Comeback Line Ever

~ Lyceum

was interviewed on the radio recently.

You’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning and children.

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an interview between a female broadcaster and who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, , what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

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We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

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I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

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I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. 
 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

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Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The radio went silent…and the interview ended.  

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When A Thong Is Wrong

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When A Is Wrong:

When it’s on the outside…

On the soccer field…

When it’s trying to escape…


When it’s on sideways…

When it’s getting a bear hug…


When your armpits touch it…

When it’s holding you together…

And finally…When you’re back from the grave…


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Tequila And Salt

~ Sanctorium


 
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
You may not realize it, but it’s 100% true.
 
1. There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.
 
2. At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.
 
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.
 
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don’t like you.
 
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
before they go to sleep.
 
6. You mean the world to someone.
 
7. You are special and unique.
 
8. Someone that you don’t even know exists loves you.
 
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
 
10 When you think the world has turned its back on you
take another look.
 
11 Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks. 
 
And always remember….
when life hands you Lemons,
ask for and call me over!
 
Good are like stars……..
You don’t always see them,
But you know they are always there.
 
‘Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though
Sometimes It’s Hell in the Hallway’
 
 
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a while I’m here
than a whole truck load when I’m gone.
 
Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only
God keeps You Going

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During The War…

~ Jimisms

Now that’s one politician I can vote for.  She’s got nothing to hide, and
if she does, who in the sam-hill cares.

Durning The War...

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Are You This Patriotic

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MAKES YOU FEEL
PROUD TO SEE A MAN

WHO KNOWS HOW TO
SALUTE WHEN THE

PASSES BY OR THE

NATIONAL ANTHEM
IS PLAYED!

Are You This Patriotic

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Keys To Surviving Stroke

~ Laboratory

Keys To Surviving

12 Apr 2008   

is the third leading cause of death in America and the leading cause of serious long-term disability. Every year, about 700,000 Americans suffer a new or recurrent . “Brain attacks,” as they are called, can be deadly, but by recognizing the symptoms and responding quickly, the impact of strokes can be minimized or even prevented. Dr. David Chiu, medical director at the Methodist Neurological Institute’s (NI’s) Eddy Scurlock Center, answers a few key questions about .

Q: What is a ?

A: A occurs when blood flow to the brain is interrupted by either a blood clot (ischemic) or a blood vessel bursting (hemorrhagic). When this occurs, brain cells in the immediate area begin to die because they no longer receive the oxygen and nutrients they need to function.

Q: How do I know if I am having a ? What should I do if I have symptoms of a ?

A: If you experience any of the following symptoms, call 9-1-1 immediately and ask to be taken to a hospital that is a certified primary center. Getting help within three hours of the onset of symptoms is vital in order to prevent permanent damage and further brain cell loss.

– Sudden numbness or weakness of the face, arm or leg, especially on one side of the body

– Sudden confusion, trouble speaking or understanding

– Sudden trouble seeing in one or both eyes

– Sudden trouble walking, dizziness, loss of balance or coordination

– Sudden, severe headache with no known cause

Q: Why should I go to a certified primary center?

A: Primary centers, such as The Methodist Hospital’s, are certified by The Joint Commission and are leaders in all areas of - research, diagnosis, innovative treatment, prevention, rehabilitation and recovery. Patients at these certified centers are more likely to receive tissue plasminogen activator (tPA), the only FDA-approved clot-busting drug to treat acute ischemic , but it must be administered within three hours of the onset of symptoms.

Q: What are the treatments for ?

A: Aside from tPA And depending on the severity of the , other treatments include medications to help reduce swelling or prevent additional blood clots in the brain; traditional surgery (craniotomy or carotid endarterectomy); or interventional/endovascular procedures, such as using balloons, stents and coils to treat the affected blood vessels in the brain. At the Methodist NI’s Center, we oversee more than a dozen clinical trials that focus on potential treatments for acute . These include Viprinex, an investigational drug made from the venom of a Malayan pit viper, and an investigational therapy called Neurothera, a transcranial infrared laser used within the first 24 hours of an ischemic to stimulate neuronal recovery and limit damage. Several of our studies also look at investigational to help prevent secondary .

Q: What can I do to reduce my risk of having a ?

A: Making healthy lifestyle changes can go a long way to helping reduce a person’s risk of :

1. Maintain good blood pressure and cholesterol levels.

2. Stop smoking

3. Reduce stress

4. Limit alcohol intake

5. Manage weight

6. Exercise regularly

7. Eat a balanced diet, avoiding foods high in salts and fat

Q: How common is ?

A: A occurs every 45 seconds in the United States. More than 70 percent of all strokes occur in people over the age of 65; women account for approximately 60 percent of strokes; and African-Americans are twice as likely to experience a as Caucasian-Americans.

Q: How can I help someone having a ?

A: Think F.A.S.T.

Face: Does one side of the face droop? Ask the person to smile.

Arm: Does one arm drift downward? Ask the person to raise both arms.

Speech: Does their speech sound slurred or strange? Ask the person to repeat a simple phase.

Time: If you observe any of these signs, then it’s time to call 9-1-1.

For more information on and to read amazing stories of survivors, go to http://www.methodistneuroinstitute.com.

About the Eddy Scurlock Center

With 18 beds, the Eddy Scurlock Center at the Methodist Neurological Institute (NI) is the largest dedicated unit in Texas and designated a certified primary center by The Joint Commission. The Center is a leader in all areas of research, including diagnosis, innovative treatment, prevention, rehabilitation and recovery.

The NI houses the practice and research activities of the departments of neurology, neurosurgery, neuroradiology, neurophysiology and physical medicine & rehabilitation at The Methodist Hospital. The mission of the NI is to advance the discovery of the origins, mechanisms and treatment of neurological disease and to provide comprehensive care for patients with disorders and injuries of the brain and spinal cord.

Methodist is primarily affiliated with Weill Cornell Medical College and New York Presbyterian Hospital. Methodist is also affiliated with the University of Houston. Ranked among the country’s top centers in 14 specialties in U.S News & World Report’s 2007 America’s Best Hospitals issue, Methodist is ranked in more specialties than any other hospital in Texas, and is 9th in the nation for neurology and neurosurgery.

For more on the Methodist Neurological Institute, visit http://www.methodistneuroinstitute.com

Methodist Hospital, Houston
6565 Fannin St.
Houston, TX 77030
United States
http://www.methodistneuroinstitute.com


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Exercise Mini Trampoline Benefits

House of Wolfsberg ~ Research

Three Benefits of on a Mini or

1. The jumping up and down motion involved in on a is the best way to stimulate your () system. Your body’s lymph system consists of tubes containing fluid. The tubes have one-way valves built into them. Each bounce opens and closes these valves, causing the fluid to be pumped and circulated properly. on a mini is by far the best way to improve the system. It is highly recommended for cancer patients and anyone with a suppressed system.

2. on a strengthens every cell in your body, not just a few of them. At the top of each bounce, your body experiences a brief moment of weightlessness. At the bottom of each bounce, your body experiences two to four times the normal gravitational pull. The forces of acceleration and deceleration stress every cell, which causes them to strengthen. Therefore, your skin, organs and muscles you are not even aware of are being strengthened by the bouncing action of on a mini .

3. Bouncing on a will also make your bones stronger. Astronauts that were in a state of weightlessness for several weeks at a time, lost both muscle strength and bone density. Without the pull of gravity, muscles wither and atrophy and bones become weaker and less dense. NASA found that by on mini trampolines upon returning to earth, the astronauts could safely and quickly rebuild the muscle strength and bone density they had lost. Being inactive or sedentary by sitting or laying most of the day will have the same effect on our bodies that weightlessness does. Rebounding is highly recommended for .

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Drug Raid Results

House of Wolfsberg ~ Lyceum

Drug Raid Results

Below Are Pictures Taken After A Raid On A Drug Dealer’s House In Mexico. Are You Ready For This???

Aren’t We Glad That We Have An Open Boarder Policy Between Us? Just Look At How Well It’s Paying Off……..

I Think Allowing Mexican Truckers In The U.S. Is A Great Idea!!! Just Take A Look At The Millions Of Reasons Why………

See How Well These Truckers Are Doing? What The Heck Are We Thinking???

Notice That Nearly 100% Of This Is U.S. Currency!!! Some Of The Illegal Aliens We’re Letting In, Can Afford Anything, At Any Cost, And For The Ones Who Cannot……..We Give It To Them Anyway!!!

AND WE HAVE TWO BORDER PATROL AGENTS IN PRISON FOR SHOOTING AND WOUNDING A WELL DOCUMENTED MEXICAN DRUG DEALER, WHO WAS ARMED AND ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A CONVICTED MURDERER (BY MEXICO).

Makes A Lot Of Sense, Doesn’t It??? Automatics, Silencers……

And We Want To Give ILLEGAL ALIENS Amnesty And Not Build The Border-Fence Because Of Funding!?!?!?

Why Doesn’t This Country Use , Confiscated From Drug Busts, To Build The Fence Along Our Border? Hello….!!!!

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