This is a picture of Capt. Cindy Whatabod Nixon. One of the many fire
fighters fighting the Calif. fires. She was dispatched from the Play-Boy
Mansion. Hugh Hefner keeps an all female company of fire fighters on the
Playboy mansion grounds at all times. Just in case a fire break’s out in
his pajamas.JT
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The iBreast
will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This is considered to be a
major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men
staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
House of Wolfsberg ~ Amphitheatre
1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI’s first name?
What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below.
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get catgut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
.November
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
.Dogs
7) What was King George VI’s first name? Albert
What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
.Orange (of course)
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Me, too.
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