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I Wish My Mechanic Would Stop
House of Wolfsberg ~ Jimisms
I Wish My Mechanic…
I wish my mechanic would stop sending me reminders that I need a lube
job and my engine re-stroked, with his picture attached.
House of Wolfsberg ~ Amphitheatre
At last, a magazine for married men…
The Pharmacy Made A Mistake
GREAT! The pharmacy made a mistake.
I thought I was taking sleeping pills, instead they were female hormones.
I’m going to scratch that pharmacists eyes out the next time I see him.
House of Wolfsberg ~ Amphitheatre
What is a 710?
A f ew days ago I was having some work done at
my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for
a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other
and another customer asked, “What is a
seven-hundred-ten?” She replied, “You know, the
little piece in the middle of the engine, I have
lost it and need a new one..” She replied that
she did not know exactly what i t was, but this
piece had always been there. The mechanic gave
her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to
draw what the piece looked like. She drew a
circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He
then took her over to another car which had its
hood up and asked “is there a 710 on this car?”
She pointed and said, “Of course, its right
there.” If you’re not sure what a 710 is..
Click Here
http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg>
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