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Jose and Carlos

Jose and Carlos are both . They&;
&; beg in different areas of town.&;
&;
&; Carlos begs for the same &;
&; as Jose, but only collects about eight&;
&; or nine dollars a day.&;
&;
&; Every day, Jose brings home a &;
&; full of . He drives a&;
&; , lives in a mortgage-free&;
&; house, and has lots of cash to spend.&;
&;
&; “, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I&;
&; work just as long and hard as you do, so&;
&; how come you bring home a full&;
&; of every day?”&;
&;
&; Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does&;
&; it say?”&;
&;
&; Carlos’ sign reads;&;
&;
&; I have no work, a wife&;and six kids to support.&;
&;
&; “What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.&;
&;
&; “No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!”&;
&;
&; Carlos says, “Alright, so what does your sign say?”&;
&;
&; Jose’s sign reads:&;
&;
&; I only need ten dollars to get back to
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