Entries Tagged as 'Jimisms'

Capt. Cindy

This is a picture of Capt. Cindy Whatabod Nixon.  One of the many fire
fighters fighting the Calif. fires.  She was dispatched from the Play-Boy
Mansion.  keeps an all female company of fire fighters on the
grounds at all times.  Just in case a fire break’s out in
his pajamas.JT

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During The War…

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Now that’s one politician I can vote for.  She’s got nothing to hide, and
if she does, who in the sam-hill cares.

Durning The War...

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Hillary Clinton Will Do Anything

House of Wolfsberg ~ Jimisms

Boy that Hillary Clinton will do anything to be President of the United
States.

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The New Maintenance Guy

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I wish that new maintenance guy for the Royal Arms would stop sending me
his before and after pictures. I wasn’t interested before, and I sure
ain’t interested after!! And anyway, to me he still looks like dude. I told
that toad to not read that stupid, do-it-yourself Trans-sexual--for-Dummies-Guide.

Transexual Surgery For Dummies Guide

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The Pharmacy Made A Mistake

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GREAT! The pharmacy made a mistake. I thought I was taking sleeping
pills, instead they were female hormones. I’m going to scratch that
pharmacists eyes out the next time I see him.

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My Doctor

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Why does my keep sending me these pictures of her?Is she trying
to make me sick?

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Hillary Clinton Letting Her Hair Down

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thing,this picture of Hillary Clinton letting her hair down,and
posing for the White House Christmas card.Shows another side of her the
public never knew existed.The thing they can do with pictures now a
days.She goes from a frumpy looking wash-rag to a 20-something blond
Washington Intern.

Jimisms

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Oprah Is Looking A Lot Better

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Wow,I don’t know about you,but Oprah is looking a lot better to me.
thing though.On tv she looks like an African American ,in this
picture she’s blond and white,what’s going on?Well they do say the
camera adds ten pounds.I didn’t know that it also made you change skin
color and look like a swede?

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I Wish My Mechanic Would Stop

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I Wish My Mechanic…

I wish my mechanic would stop sending me reminders that I need a lube
job and my engine re-stroked, with his picture attached.

I Wish My Mechanic Would Stop

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The Pharmacy Made A Mistake

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GREAT! The pharmacy made a mistake.

I thought I was taking sleeping pills, instead they were female hormones.

I’m going to scratch that pharmacists eyes out the next time I see him.

The Pharmacy Made A Mistake

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