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House of Wolfsberg ~ Amphitheatre

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth  reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost  went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote  ‘The Hokie Pokey’ died peacefully at the  age of 93. The most  traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They  put his left leg in…and that’s when the trouble started.

Shut up.  You know it’s funny. Now go and make someone else smile.

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House of Wolfsberg ~ Amphitheatre

Californians:

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and
Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this…

 You know you’re from California if:
 
 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
 
 2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.
 
 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
      conversation in English.

 4. Your child’s 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose
     ring, and is named Flower.
 
 5. You can’t remember . . is pot illegal?
 
 6. You’ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a
     sperm donor.
 
 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee
     beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between
     Sumatran and Ethiopian.
 
 8. You can’t remember . . . Is pot illegal?
 
 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
 
 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
      U.S.
 
 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am in Starbucks wearing
      a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
      really IS George Clooney.
 
 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
 
 13. You can’t remember . . .Is Pot illegal?
 
 14. It’s barely sprinkling rain and there’s a report on every
      news station: “STORM WATCH.”
 
 15.You pass an elementary school playground and the children
      are all busy with their cells or pagers.
 
 16. It’s barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work
      an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
 
 17. HEY!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
 
 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal
      trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
 
 19. The Terminator is your governor.
 
 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver’s license.
      If you’re here illegally, they want to give you one

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Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We’ve discovered that when I’m