This is a picture of Capt. Cindy Whatabod Nixon. One of the many fire
fighters fighting the Calif. fires. She was dispatched from the Play-Boy
Mansion. Hugh Hefner keeps an all female company of fire fighters on the
Playboy mansion grounds at all times. Just in case a fire break’s out in
his pajamas.JT
House of Wolfsberg ~ Amphitheatre
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote ‘The Hokie Pokey’ died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in…and that’s when the trouble started.
Shut up. You know it’s funny. Now go and make someone else smile.
If you enjoy the information here you can buy me a latte.
Now that’s one politician I can vote for. She’s got nothing to hide, and
if she does, who in the sam-hill cares.
House of Wolfsberg ~ Amphitheatre
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and
Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this…
You know you’re from California if:
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
4. Your child’s 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose
ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can’t remember . . is pot illegal?
6. You’ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a
sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee
beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between
Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can’t remember . . . Is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am in Starbucks wearing
a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can’t remember . . .Is Pot illegal?
14. It’s barely sprinkling rain and there’s a report on every
news station: “STORM WATCH.”
15.You pass an elementary school playground and the children
are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It’s barely sprinkling rain outside